Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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