Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
