im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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