just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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