spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
accomplished twins. life is a go
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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