Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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