we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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