NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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