Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
