haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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