This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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