The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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