so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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