I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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