Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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