what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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