I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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