How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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