Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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