Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What a fucking waste of an outfit
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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