im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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