we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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