i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
