Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
this will be a night to untag.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
