And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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