Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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