Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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