im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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