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found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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