Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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