This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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