She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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