Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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