So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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