He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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