i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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