Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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