I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
no you cant smoke seaweed
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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