I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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