what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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