I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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