This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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