what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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