im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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