Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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