I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Randomize