This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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