It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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