Porn is love you can see.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I would ride that face into the sunset
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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