You work out of a Hotel?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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