i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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