So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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