Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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