Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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